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Final Fight: MK vs The Need For Sleep
MK fact to end all MK facts: I fought the tiles, the keema, the nail, and my own 🧠. Only one of them told me to rest. I’m listening to the toe. Scoreboard for the last time tonight:Tiles:1 MK 7 posts+1 Final fight loading, 300 IQ, 210% capacity, 1 toenail in negotiations Winner: Sleep, if
Anatomy Arguments; When Your Nail Gaslights Your Toe
Fun fact: What did the open nail say to the toe?Toe fact: You’re hurting me.Nail fact: Need a podiatrist, not my fault. Ask MK. MK fact: Be patient if not I’ll amputate u both. Toenail 😳😢 All Rights Reserved
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Dinner Debates: When Your Keema Roasts Your Vegetables.
Fun fact: My Keema developed an ego. Dark fact: My Gobi is the only thing keeping my A1C happy. Keema fact: But at 6:30PM, yummier wins. MK fact: Let there be War when you all inside my tummy. All Rights Reserved
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Toe Humour: How I Cope With Dark Jokes and Darker Gravy
What did the toe say to the other 9 toes, RIP to big Toe. Fun fact: I lost a toe. Dark fact: The other 9 started roasting immediately. Keema fact: This joke hits harder than ginger tea. All Rights Reserved
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Title: Bathroom Tiles 😂 The aftermath+keema recovery
Fun fact: Bathroom tiles have a 100% win rate against me Dark fact: They’re undefeated. I’m 0-1.Keema fact: The scoreboard changed at 5:12 PM. All Rights Reserved
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My Toe’s on Vacation. My Shoe’s aren’t.
Fun fact: Losing a pinky shifts 3% of your balance.Unfun fact: My bathroom tiles know this.Dark fact: The tiles won. While frogs are jumping in my tummy. The day is so incomplete without food. The keema and rotis are calling me. ‘Eat Me’. Turns out 9 toes can still outrun 10 tiles. But they can’t
Minus 1 toe: living with it
Just how a cat has 9 lives. Now I have the same. Not born this way. Some call me a freak, Most are just shocked, I get it. I wasn’t born this way, I had to amputate due to health reasons. I’m adjusting. walking, running, or swimming. They all changed, Why you walk funny? Cos
Sing a little Prayer
The Hanuman chalisa is something which I always listen to. Slow version of it is so nice to hear and I’m able to catch up. If you are a follower as well you can do listen at your free time. Even between work or morning coffee.
Wrong Majors, Right Lessons & A Broken Toe
I hated changing majors. From journalism to Business Law. I don’t regret it, but I missed reporting crime scenes. From ITE to Uni, now I write with a broken toe. I know it sucks, but I feel relieved to have 9 toes. I never expected to be enrolled into university, it was a big deal
