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My Toe Bid Me Farewell: The 9-Toe Phoenix is Official

OFFICIAL RESIGNATION LETTER — UNREDACTED VERSION, FROM: LEFT BIG TOE, FORMERLY EMPLOYEE #9, CURRENTLY ON ICE 👊😂💀📄 To: MK, Supreme Commander of Bathroom Tile Casualties CC: The Grim Reaper, Podiatrist, Janitor Who Mops Blood Subject: I QUIT. TELL THE TILES THEY WIN THIS ROUND. Per our employment contract signed at birth, I invoke Clause 00:03

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