Burial of The Stubborn Toenail
So finally I had summoned great courage to pull off the stubborn soggy toenail. Before I expose the image I warn my readers not to faint. Or at least laugh it off as it may give you the ick! All Rights Reserved
9 toes left
My Toe Bid Me Farewell: The 9-Toe Phoenix is Official
OFFICIAL RESIGNATION LETTER — UNREDACTED VERSION, FROM: LEFT BIG TOE, FORMERLY EMPLOYEE #9, CURRENTLY ON ICE 👊😂💀📄 To: MK, Supreme Commander of Bathroom Tile Casualties CC: The Grim Reaper, Podiatrist, Janitor Who Mops Blood Subject: I QUIT. TELL THE TILES THEY WIN THIS ROUND. Per our employment contract signed at birth, I invoke Clause 00:03
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Final Fight: MK vs The Need For Sleep
MK fact to end all MK facts: I fought the tiles, the keema, the nail, and my own 🧠. Only one of them told me to rest. I’m listening to the toe. Scoreboard for the last time tonight:Tiles:1 MK 7 posts+1 Final fight loading, 300 IQ, 210% capacity, 1 toenail in negotiations Winner: Sleep, if
Anatomy Arguments; When Your Nail Gaslights Your Toe
Fun fact: What did the open nail say to the toe?Toe fact: You’re hurting me.Nail fact: Need a podiatrist, not my fault. Ask MK. MK fact: Be patient if not I’ll amputate u both. Toenail 😳😢 All Rights Reserved
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Toe Humour: How I Cope With Dark Jokes and Darker Gravy
What did the toe say to the other 9 toes, RIP to big Toe. Fun fact: I lost a toe. Dark fact: The other 9 started roasting immediately. Keema fact: This joke hits harder than ginger tea. All Rights Reserved
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Title: Bathroom Tiles 😂 The aftermath+keema recovery
Fun fact: Bathroom tiles have a 100% win rate against me Dark fact: They’re undefeated. I’m 0-1.Keema fact: The scoreboard changed at 5:12 PM. All Rights Reserved
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My Toe’s on Vacation. My Shoe’s aren’t.
Fun fact: Losing a pinky shifts 3% of your balance.Unfun fact: My bathroom tiles know this.Dark fact: The tiles won. While frogs are jumping in my tummy. The day is so incomplete without food. The keema and rotis are calling me. ‘Eat Me’. Turns out 9 toes can still outrun 10 tiles. But they can’t
